March 2010
Re: my last post.
I frequently confer with one of my close friends to make sure I haven’t done anything hipster-esque. I go over clothing and music choices, along with hygiene habits. (Everyone knows hipsters don’t shower.)
We also make fun of hipsters together. One of my favorite quotes from this? “Ugh, she’s so ironic I’m feeling physically sick.”
Fuck, yeah.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
The Bravery (249)
The Morning Benders (122)
M83 (109)
Brand New (106)
Manchester Orchestra (92)
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if you haven't heard Jonny Craig's solo album, you...
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Yo momma so fat, when she accepted Jesus into her... →
baitandswitch:
Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes from Bible Camp by Mike Richardson-Bryan
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →
The Bravery (129)
Paolo Nutini (17)
Joshua James (13)
Fyfe Dangerfield (13)
Kevin Devine (13)
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back in school, they never taught us what we...
Fyfe Dangerfield makes some good tunes.
Who originally thought crutons were a good idea?
“HEY GUYS!! Let’s put this super stale and crunchy bread into this salad! People will totally love the fact that they’ll be constantly crunching while eating, and will probably attract tons of attention!!”
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Things Sundays should be made of:
Warm, sunny weather.
Thrift stores.
Aimless driving.
Loud nineties music.
Laughter.
Plaid.
Cute boys.
I think that’s everything.
Ohai Blackberry tumblr app. Life is good now.
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Because this is a blog and I can do whatever I...
I’m not a creative person. I can’t sit and write beautifully, nor can I draw things that will make you stop and gasp. I’m pretty, but never breathtaking. I’m not a genius, but I’m kinda smart. I try really hard sometimes, and not very hard other times. I can be a bit of a music snob, but I’ll listen to anything once. I try not to be shallow. I don’t...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14) →
The Bravery (188)
Brand New (78)
Manchester Orchestra (18)
Sharon Van Etten (16)
The Narrative (16)
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firefox can suck my dick too.
over 500,00 KB in memory? srsly? unacceptable! i’m switching to Chrome tomorrow.
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passive aggressive people can suck my dick.
i just want to believe, i just want to believe, i...
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Baby, we were born to be adored.
Mundane Expression: You Know You Love Brand New... →
weareallthieves:
helloimdave:
terroriss:
I made this list to weed out the bros and 14 year old girls. How I think you can personally know you are infatuated with Brand New down to your bones.
1. When an acquaintance says “Who’s Brand New?” your first thought is: ‘I will never like you.’
2. If someone claiming to ‘love’ them says their favorite song is Seventy Times Seven, your hand...
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I have a super casual job interview today.
I’m tempted to just walk in and say, “Dude, I’m fucking awesome. Just hire me now.”
I’m going to be wearing a dinosaur shirt, though, so I don’t think I’ll even have to say anything. Who can’t appreciate a gray shirt with a green t-rex that says “carnivore?”
I’ll tell you who: communists.
Also,
I really hate Lady Gaga. I practically get stoned alive for saying this, though.
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Sorry it's taken me so long.
I’m officially declaring my love for The Bravery.
It’s Facebook Official.
if we all don't take cover, we're all gonna fall...
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This is how I feel today.
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The piano in Fork and Knife makes me complete.
"Shut the fuck up," she said. "I'm going fucking...
Shame on you
for not telling me about You Say Party! We Say Die!
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) →
Paolo Nutini (91)
The Morning Benders (44)
Guillemots (38)
Right Away, Great Captain! (18)
Manchester Orchestra (17)
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