January 2011
28 posts
Two thousand and eleven.
I, for one, will honestly say that I had a good 2010. It’s not every year you recover from anorexia and self-injury, find the love of your life, and move in the world’s most gorgeous apartment.
I can only hope 2011 will be almost as good as this past year. Now, as 2010 draws to its end, I have a few things I want to improve on in the upcoming year. These are not resolutions, I can...
FYI
despiteourdifferences:
Anorexia isn’t skipping a meal.
Bulimia isn’t making yourself puke every once in a while.
Self injury isn’t taking a razor to your skin when he breaks up with you (again).
Drug addiction isn’t trying it one time.
Insomnia isn’t not sleeping for 2 nights.
Schizophrenia isn’t seeing things when you’re high.
MPD isn’t acting like someone you’re not because you’re...
December 2010
32 posts
I didn't know you could eat those.
He spent the next few minutes trying to assure me that he meant corndogs and blamed the auto-correct on his phone. Although I’m currently making corndogs for dinner, I still have a few doubts…
New years resolution:
ifwewerefeckless:
continue being awesome
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It's the little things.
My cat, Kitty, jumped up next to me. When I didn’t pay immediate attention to her, she meowed and rammed her head against my arm. Nothing hard, just a casual “hey, I’m here” headbutt.
It’s moments like that, when I’m reminded that I’m not the only living being on this earth, that really snap me back into reality.
I’ve had a bad morning. Lots of...
Temperature Conversion Table
fakescience:
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you realize that Christmas isn’t about the packages, boxes, and bags, that maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when someone asks you how you met your internet friend
Or how you met your boyfriend…
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you realize that your secrets are being stolen through your dream, within a dream, within a dream.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Hans Zimmer (14)
The Killers (11)
Lil’ Wayne (11)
Ham Sandwich (10)
Timbaland (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Airplane!
Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
At least I can make myself laugh.
Me: What does this word mean?
John: What? "Hermeneutics?"
Me: Yeah.
John: I have no idea.
Me: Maybe it has something to do with hermits?
John: ... I doubt it.
Me: You're right. That would be hermitology. * Hysterical laughter ensues.*
John: I am so done.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Kevin Devine (30)
OutKast (5)
Regina Spektor (3)
A Perfect Circle (3)
Hans Zimmer (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Mayor of LameSquare.
Me: I'm sorry, but are you checking into Foursquare? *looks at client's iPhone.*
Client: No, actually I'm checking in on FaceBook.
Me: Oh, okay, because I'm the mayor here on FourSquare!
Client: As you should be.
Steps to Keeping Yourself Awake During an...
robin-sparkles:
Take a break.
Take off your pants.
Put something stupid on your head.
Turn out the lights.
Put this song on.
Proceed as normal.
This has been tested in a controlled setting and proven to be effective on more than one occasion.
I think I’ll be using this soon enough…
You're not as important as you think you are. →