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    Anonymous said: I didn't appreciate your second point about God. I understand that you don't believe in Him and you are allowed to have that belief, but the way you degraded him and shamed me for believing in him was a dick move and you should be nicer please

    bestnatesmithever:

    Let me ask you something. Do you think I am going to hell for not believing in God? If so, perhaps you should remove the beam from your own eye before you start complaining about people degrading you for your beliefs.

    birger-wuvs-elsa:

    best-days-of-my-flerm:

    kristoffbjorgman:

    image

    …you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

    holy fucking shit

    What the hell, dude, where did you find the time?!?

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I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

    I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

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    proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

    proudlyinsane:

    complete panic in one screenshot

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    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

YOU ALL HAVE VERY STRANGE SOUNDING BARKS

Also I am worried that you’re not taking your bone digging practices seriously

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
IF YOU DO NOT HIDE YOUR BONES IN THE HUMANS YARD OTHER DOGS WILL STEAL O.O

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    all-alone-in-a-daydream:

    middlemarching:

    strangely shaped puppies where are you going

    strangely shaped puppies

    YOU ALL HAVE VERY STRANGE SOUNDING BARKS

    Also I am worried that you’re not taking your bone digging practices seriously

    THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

    IF YOU DO NOT HIDE YOUR BONES IN THE HUMANS YARD OTHER DOGS WILL STEAL O.O

    (Source: 4gifs, via queen-of-snarks)