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clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

    oldnewborrowedbluebox:

    clayinthehandsofourfather:

    My roommate thought it was a real horse.

    i have to admit so did i for a second there

    (via make-meapromise)

    shutupvevo:

    on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    queenoftheimps:

    FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    proctalgia:

    when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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    (via jbird)

    (Source: thatdoctorgirl, via jbird)

    vinegod:

    If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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Benny the Bulldog Plays Peekaboo [video]

    togifs:

    Benny the Bulldog Plays Peekaboo [video]

    (Source: lawebloca)