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    raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

    raybucho:

    eruditetyro:

    pretend

    a trillion motherfucking dollars

    bitch i will actively be gay for a year

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

    — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    captainstormwind:

    The truth is out there.

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

    didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?

    didgeridooyouloveme:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    That gazebo is so fucked

    Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

    Are

    you 

    sure?

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

    badgergasm:

    Here’s hoping.

    (via gtfothinspo)

    barbieprivilege:

    *takes advantage of male ulterior motives for my own gain*

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    based-on-fiction:

    I choose to believe this is the truth. 

    (via queen-of-snarks)

    (Source: sandandglass)